Simple Resume Tips

Standout resumes are one thing, but narcissistic or just bizarre personal revelations have no place on your application for employment. Just ask some of these employers giving their accounts of the wackiest resumes they ever received on CareerBuilder. The crazy claims made on these resumes will make you wonder what these applicants were thinking — because even if your greatest personal accomplishment is "getting back together with my boyfriend upon his release from prison," shouldn't you just keep that to yourself?