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29 Passive-Aggressive Notes That Will Make You LOL

Aug 25 2014 - 9:45am

Another day in the office, another passive-aggressive note telling you to pick up after yourselves. Sure, we usually deserve it, but it's hilarious to see how creative people can get with these infamous notes.

Source: Instagram user keithimus [1]

You Have No Excuse

Source: Instagram user saracatherine [2]

Let's Build a Shrine For the God of Unwashed Plates

The note says, "Is there some great god of unwashed plates? Whom we must appease by building statues in his honor every day? Just a thought."

Source: Instagram user rexovoro [3]

Did You Mistake Your Office For the General Store?

Source: Instagram user keithimus [4]

Thank You For Being the Worst

Source: Instagram user misssnoozy [5]

And Thank You For Stealing

Source: Instagram user cjamfm [6]

Hopefully the Guilting Will Work

Source: Instagram user kristymarie14 [7]

Sealed With Neglect

This passive aggressive note was for the landlord of an apartment that was damp from not having windows that close completely.

Source: Instagram user felicityaf [8]

Something Just Died . . . My Respect For Your Cleanliness

Source: Instagram user sweetjane86 [9]

Cue Mariah Carey's "Butterfly"

Source: Instagram user thebraddock [10]

Hey, Dishwashers and Sinks Have Feelings, Too

Source: Instagram user carlottalouise [11]

Number 1 or Number 2?

Source: Instagram user milos11 [12]

There's a Typo

Source: Instagram user photoasteria [13]

Throw in Hearts Drawn by a Kid For Extra Guilt

The note says, "Way to go! You've successfully blocked my driveway! Seeing as how you are a professional shuttle driver, I can only assume that you totally know everything about your vehicle, especially what spaces it can and cannot fit into. Therefore I can only take your action as a personal attack, especially since you've done this to me before.

Why don't you want me to get my car out? Do you not approve of the many errands I have to do today for my family? I can have your car towed but I would prefer a face-to-face apology with some baked goods from your family to mine. It seems like an appropriate gesture. Or you can choose to ignore this note, but I'm afraid that could cause you to become my sworn enemy. The ball is in your court, my friend.

(BTW, here are some hearts drawn by my daughter.)"

Source: Instagram user ohjasonj [14]

Let Me Make It Easier For You . . .

SCRUB.
Source: Instagram user harley_neville [15]

Don't Contribute to Kitty's Nicotine Habit

Source: Instagram user golden_girl_eh [16]

Just FYI

Source: Instagram user jcmatiella [17]

I Hope You Took It For a Good Reason; Now Give It Back

Source: Instagram user juliabartz [18]

:(

Source: Instagram user alclair [19]

Signed, "The Person Who Leaves Their Dishes in the Sink"

Source: Instagram user gregvalou [20]

Please Do Not Post Notices. Rinse and Repeat.

Source: Instagram user joshuabaulding [21]

Dying For Splenda

Source: Instagram user azzmoon83 [22]

Well, This Gets the Point Across

Source: Instagram user tristan_denyer [23]

Stolen Food Topped With DNA

Source: Instagram user brieze44 [24]

These Tutorials Are Certainly a Good Use of One's Time

Source: Instagram user xoliiinaxo [25]

This Is What Happens When Dishes Get Dirty

Source: Instagram user digiadrianne [26]

Karma

Source: Instagram user jhontia [27]

This Is What Forever Means

The note says, "Hi, please do not leave your stuff in the dryer forever! In the time I waited for you to remove your stuff, I took up knitting, bought a pet, got evicted (no pets allowed in the building,) and held a protest in the parliament building — all the while in the nude! I couldn't dry my clothes and towels. Just kidding! I did dry my clothes because I moved your stuff! Cheers!"

Source: Instagram user stwatchman [28]

You Know Things Are Serious When the Gnat Procreator Leaves a Note

Source: Instagram user bcarnes84 [29]

OK, I Think We Have a Winner Here, Guys

Source: Instagram user spikybombshell [30]


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