• Pam: "Michael's started the process of selecting a new chair three weeks ago. And normally I wouldn't care but he promised me his old one. It's way better. It's one of these: Shhoooooh. I really want it."
• Creed: "When Pam gets Michael's old chair, I get Pam's old chair. Then I'll have two chairs, only one to go."

I can't believe I'm saying that Creed is relatable, but in every office I've gotten to know, most employees are possessive of whatever items they call their own — especially chairs. Pam covets Michael's chair, Creed covets Pam's old chair — total chair envy! I've so been there. Have you?

If you missed last night's episode, BuzzSugar has the rundown [1].

Photo courtesy of NBC [2].